Chris is seen here still sulking over the loss of his pie. Not yet mature enough to play nice with the other boys and girls, Chris decided to vent his anger, crafting the vindictive haikus below:
For Karen Brown on her 40th birthday
How do you know when
a scab is fully ripe? It
turns crunchy and Brown.
Beware, Karen, of
zombie chocoholics: they
constantly crave Brown brains
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